Ski To Die!

It’s true.

My confidence comes from not giving a shit what others think.

Gets his super powers from an alien meteor after being frozen with reindeer and Mrs Claus.
The hobbit elves sell their short children to Santa and Keebler.
Other reindeer get injected with meteor ooze to be able to fly.

Paint a contour line around town at 420′.

Do it all. They’re pulling everyone over on the way out.

Always as good or better than expected.

Look how easy.

I like big butts. Especially in Springfield.

He keeps the turkey wet.

Tastes like chicken, but it’s dick.
Cock Richards, gentleman.